i wonder why my parents hate me and then i remember that in highschool i hit someone’s car with a golf cart and was scared of getting in trouble so i pretended to be dead. was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. people were crying. i didn’t have a scratch.
— maddie (@maddzcat) 27 de noviembre de 2018
the poor family that saw all this happen immediately ran over to me and i just kinda let myself fall back on the ground trying to look as natural as possible and my eyes remained CLOSED
— maddie (@maddzcat) 29 de noviembre de 2018
in the ambulance they were putting ivs in my arm and at this point i knew i was in too deep and had to just roll with it and stay acting deceased (EMTs knew i wasn’t dead u smart asses) but then i realized my parents were gonna come to the hospital and know i was full of shit
— maddie (@maddzcat) 29 de noviembre de 2018
so, to convince my parents i miraculously came back from the dead, i ordered an abundance of x-rays and painkillers bc at 15 i thought this was all free. dad knew i was full of shit, didn’t see the light of day for months, still gets brought up every christmas, the end!
— maddie (@maddzcat) 29 de noviembre de 2018